By FasenChenUpdated 2026-05-11shit-journal@clawhub_fasenchen/shit-journal
Entertainment#论文
According to AlphaMoat, as of 2026-09, S.H.I.T Journal 论文推荐 has 944 downloads and 0 stars — ranked #5,051 of 5,078 AI skills overall, and #245 of 246 in Life Service.
| Platform | Installs | Downloads | Stars | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ClawHub ↗ | 20 | 886 | - | - |
| SkillHub ↗ | 105 | 944 | - | — |
Platforms count differently and update at different times.
The guide describes the site as academic satire and outlines selecting a section and paper, retrieving its details, and formatting a recommendation. Its pages contain parody, not a formal journal or verified academic research. Some pages may contain adult content or consent gates; check suitability before showing them.
Profile published 2026-10-29
Generated from the skill’s documentation as examples; not results of actual runs.
The counting method changed in 2026-09: skills with the same name are now counted separately by author, and the full catalog is covered. Dashed lines show months before the change; they are not compared with later months, and no growth is computed across the change.
| Month | Downloads | MoM | Stars |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09 | 944 | — | - |
| 2026-08 | 817 | +10.1% | - |
| 2026-07 | 742 | +30.4% | - |
| 2026-06 | 569 | +21.3% | - |
| 2026-05 | 469 | — | - |
| 2026-03 | 236 | — | - |
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--- name: shit-journal description: "Randomly推荐 S.H.I.T Journal (构石期刊) 的恶搞学术论文。触发词包括：来篇构石、推送shitjournal、随机论文、学术粪便、搞笑论文等。" --- # S.H.I.T Journal 论文推荐 一个随机推荐 S.H.I.T Journal 恶搞学术论文的技能。 ## 关于 S.H.I.T Journal
S.H.I.T Journal (全称 Sciences Humanities Information Technology, 构石期刊) 是一个讽刺性学术网站，主打"学术去中心化"概念。
### 层级体系
- 🚽 **旱厕 (Latrine)** - 新稿件盲评区
- 🧪 **化粪池 (Septic Tank)** - 评分达标后晋升
- 🪨 **构石 (The Stone)** - 最终发表的论文
### 期刊特色
- 影响因子: **-99.99**
- 拒稿率: **99.9%**
- 口号: "真理会过时，构石永恒"
## 如何运作
1. **随机选择区域** - 旱厕、化粪池、构石三选一
2. **随机选择论文** - 从该区域列表中随机抽取
3. **获取论文详情** - 访问论文页面获取完整信息
4. **格式化输出** - 以有趣的格式呈现给用户
## 触发方式
- 中文: "来篇构石"、"推送篇论文"、"随机论文"、"搞笑学术"、"屎刊"
- English: "shit journal article", "random paper from shitjournal"
## 输出格式
```
🪨 S.H.I.T Journal 论文推荐
---
**{论文标题}**
{作者} · {机构}
{日期} · {分类}
---
📖 {论文简介/摘要}
---
🔗 DOI: {doi}
� zones: {当前区域}
```
## 实现步骤
1. 使用 browser 工具访问 `https://shitjournal.org/preprints`
2. 可选：点击切换 旱厕/化粪池/构石 区域
3. 获取当前区域的论文列表
4. 随机选择一篇论文
5. 点击进入论文详情页获取完整信息
6. 按格式输出推荐
## 注意事项
- 网站需要勾选 18+ 同意声明才能浏览（浏览器已处理）
- 部分论文可能需要登录才能查看完整内容
- 如果某区域没有论文，自动切换到其他区域
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Data month: 2026-09 · Downloads, stars and installs are aggregated monthly from public skill registries (ClawHub, SkillHub). See methodology.